The PETArds strike again
By now, unless you've been living in a cave, you've heard all about the "liberated minks" of Washington State. If you have
been living in a cave, here's a page of linky goodness
Now, before you read the following quotations from alt.tasteless, be aware that I do not condone prison rape in any form or fashion. Be aware, though, that neither do I condone other forms of sexual assault, murder, the torture of small furry animals, or public defecation...but that's never stopped me from joking about any of 'em.
"Bobbi Hatch" writes in alt.tasteless:
I can almost picture what is going to happen when the first of the limp-wristed lentil brigade is sentenced to the state pen, tossed into a cell, finds out his cellmate looks like a huge Neanderthal and has a matching IQ.
"Whatcha in for, brother?"
"I vandalized a chef's property because he specializes in foie gras. Does this place serve vegetarian entrees?"
A. Lizard helpfully suggests:
obfunny: walking around in a leather jacket made from the skin of an Animal Liberation Front member.
obfunnier: 10,000 minks. 1 cage. All the members of the Animal Liberation Front. 50 webcams. Pay-per-view.
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I'll spring for the popcorn, Liz. You bring the
40 white wine.