Metal Yarmulke
Sunday, August 31, 2003
 

Bits & pieces...



Dumbass.

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Another dumbass. Ooooops.

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Recently seen on the rear window of a car in Michigan, in white:

I put the [picture of "Hello, Kitty"]

in [picture of "Hello, Kitty"]-whupped

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Mmmmmm, bad meat.

Reminds me of the guy who ran the st00dint cafeteria when I was in college. He was such a cheapskate that after a conscientious worker threw out a container of tuna salad awriggle with maggots, he was said to have retrieved it from the garbage can and mixed it back into the fresh tuna salad. When interrogated by more powerful people about this, he would not use the word "maggots" without the word "alleged" in front of it. That is, they weren't maggots; they were "alleged maggots."

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Told to me by a friend the other day: "I used the word 'cunt' in a Scrabble game [with his family] once (it was honestly the only play I had; I used my final three letters on it...I spent almost twenty minutes trying to find something else to play. ANYTHING else to play) and [his mother] didn't believe that it was a word until she looked it up in the Scrabble dictionary.

"My sister chuckled, and my father tried to assure her that it was a word (without saying what it meant); but she had never heard of it before and wouldn't accept it until she personally looked it up and knew what it meant."

His mom has recently had to give up the dream of him becoming a priest. He got married this summer. 
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